Thanks Steve!

Well, Looks like Mr Jobs himself is helping us, intentionally or not. Over on his blog he posted a link that shows us all where lines have already formed. This is an insanely helpful tool for us.

Dvorakians, I suggest starting the egging now if you're in any of these places. Sure, it would be cool if we ALL went at once, but if The Man finds out about our plans, they may post guards and we'll never get the chance to egg these people. So start now, and good Appletard hunting.

I've been thinking, should I change my name?

Basically, I have been wondering if I should change my name. I've thought about this time and time again over the last few month, ever since Leo LePort started calling me Mr Dvorak.org/blog and sometimes Mr. John C. Dvorak.org/blog on the TWaT Podcast. I mean, you have to admit, it has a ring to it.

Hey, I just had a good brainstorm. I should probably get Johncdvorak.org, mrjohncdvorak.org and misterjohncdvorak.org just in case. With Leo saying it like that, I might be losing precious hits on my blog. Maybe I would be getting millions more.

Back to the name thing. I would get in contact with someone from the government to find out how hard it is to have your name changed, but then they'd have my phone number. I wonder how long it'd take the 'Google brand' satellites in the sky to take my picture for the government if I used a payphone. Maybe if I make it quick I could get away before the DoD even got ahold of someone in Google.

Still though, John C. Dvorak.org/blog. Damn that sounds so svelte. I really should look into it.

So you've figured it out, finally.

I got an email just now that I thought I'd respond to on the blog. I'm not sure how this person got my private email address. I wonder if they're from the CIA.

"I herd U say on TWaT podcast that U useed 2 work in the mailing lists. Is that the rael way 4 how U gets no spam?"

Hmm. Apparently this person isn't from the CIA. They must work in Apple as an iPhone tester. See, I told you. Look at how well that iPhone Keyboard works, Appletards.

Anyway, finally one of you numbskulls has figured it out. I mentioned on This Week's Anal Techheads that I used to have a stint in the mail order mailing list buisness. So, Yes, I have connections from my mailing list days. The word was spread to leave the big D alone when they made the transition into email from paper mail. They're loyal like that. As long as I keep giving them any email addresses that you give me by emailing me, they just thank me and let me be. As always, thanks to all you fans for supporting me, intentionally or not. Oh, did I go all that time without mentioning dvorak.org/blog?

So, You morons always wanted to know about my life...

Yeah, So, Leo LePort keeps trying to get me to try crap like Twatter and Noun and all that junk. Well fine, you all want to spy on me, then here it is. This site will give you all the insight into my bitter mind you could ever want and finally prove to the world that you don't want to know what I'm doing every minute of the day. It also includes the censored stuff from my other blog (dvorak.org/blog) because you can't possibly believe it's truely uncensored can you? Not with The Man out there looking to get me. All those greatstories that my other blog's editor tosses away, saying they're too crazy or too anti-apple, they'll all find their way here too. So long as they (The Man or my editor) don't find this one we'll all be fine. As always, make sure to visit this blog (fakedvorak.blogspot.com) all the time, but don't forget about the other one. (dvorak.com/orgblog.name) Visit there often, and tell your Applehead friends, they'll love it!